My friend's got a girlfriend, [Verse] F Bb F C
man he hates that bitch F Bb F-C F
He tells me every day
He says, man, I really gotta lose my chick ═════
In the worst kind of way ║ The Offspring
She sits on her ass, ║ Why Don't You
he works his hands to the bone Get a Job
To give her money every payday ╚═══════════════
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say
[Chorus]
(I won't pay, I won't pay-a, no waaaay) F Bb
Naah, nah, why don't you get a job F-C F
(Say no way, say no way-a, no waaaay F Bb
Naah, nah, why don't you get a (job) F-C (F)
(I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
(To keep her bill collectors at bay/
Cause that girl's [Chorus]
got expensive taste) x2)
[Bridge]
Well, I guess it ain't easy Bb Bb F F
doing nothing at all - Oh yeah Bb Bb G C
But, hey man, free rides just don't come along
Every day, let me tell you about my other
friend, now
My friend's got a boyfriend, man,
she hates that dick - She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say
[Chorus]
[Chorus] (I won't give you no money,
(C C F-X) I'll always pay) (jo-o-o-o-ob)
(Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy)